ON DIGITAL EXTREMITIES
by: Gelett Burgess (1866-1951)
- 'D Rather
have Fingers than Toes;
- I'd Rather have Ears than a Nose;
- And As for my Hair,
- I'm Glad it's All There;
- I'll be Awfully Sad, when it Goes!
POEMS BY GELETT BURGESS
"On Digital Extremities"
is reprinted from The Burgess Nonsense Book Being a Complete
Collection of the Humorous Masterpieces of Gelett Burgess.
Gelett Burgess. New York: Frederick A. Stokes, 1901.